About 10 years ago, when I first came to Japan, I stumbled across an article on the internet called âYou Know Youâve Been in Japan Too Long WhenâŚâ It was basically a bunch of expats who â for better or worse â lived in Japan and had Japanized to some degree or another[i]. The list outlined all of the ways these foreigners had adopted certain (or many) aspects of traditional Japanese life.
I donât know if this was a list compiled by a single person or by a forum or BBS. But only having been in Japan for a few months, I was intrigued by the concept. Of course, loads of other foreigners were going through similar experiences as me. Westerners tend to see themselves as not FOB, but come on, letâs be real: if you came here from another country, you were â and still are FOB[ii].
10 years ago, there wasn’t a strong online community of foreigners in Japan, but there definitely was something. Since then I’ve seen countless versions of âYou Know Youâve Been in TĹkyĹ Too Long WhenâŚâ posts.
Since I’ve started making more and more contacts with people who love Japanese History, and who, in fact, are passionate about the Edo-TĹkyĹ, I started wondering, âHey, what if we tried this meme in the Edo Period?â I threw the question out to Twitter and this is what came back! This is a pretty nerdy exercise in Edo Geekdom. But for the n00bs, Iâm gonna explain the more arcane posts, OK? Bear with me! The âYou know you’ve been in Edo too longâ thing can go on forever!!
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you ask for extra scratchy rope on your ä¸é§ because #BoysDontCry
ä¸é§ geta are wooden âflip flopsâ that look like this. If youâre not used to wearing them, the hemp rope will chafe the shit out of the space between your big toe and second toe until it bleeds. Boys Donât Cry is just a random reference to The Cure.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when they let you bring a sword (or at least a knife) into Yoshiwara.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you start finding small pox scar patterns on people attractive and even sensual.
As in other cities and communities throughout the world before science gave us vaccinations/inoculations, Small Pox outbreaks were common in the Edo Period. The Japanese even had a çĽ kami deity whom they blamed for spreading the deadly disease.
@RekishinoTabi@SubBeck you know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you consider Asakusa people country bumpkins.
Asakusa was town on the outskirts of Edo in the beginning. It wasnât until the late Edo Period (or even thecreation of TĹkyĹ City) that these people were also considered ćąć¸ăŁĺ Edokko, children of Edo â a term still used for a person who is at least a 2nd or 3rd generation TĹkyĹite.
You know you’ve been in #Edo 2 long when Ienari’s syphilis & Iemochi’s beriberi are the punchlines to 50% of your jokes w/ the American legation.
Tokugawa Ienari, the party shogun, was riddled with syphilis. Tokugawa Iemochi, the died in Ĺsaka shogun, died of beriberi â the 19th century version of âfirst world problemsâ for rich Asians. The American Legation refers to the original diplomatic envoys that came to Japan to establish and maintain relations with Japan. They were moved around, but were most famously confined to ĺçŚĺŻş Zenpuku-ji in present day ĺ éşťĺ¸ Moto-Azabu.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you see nothing wrong with using face whitening makeup made from bird sh*t.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you start to believe there’s a giant underground catfish wriggling about, causing earthquakes.
In Old Japan, there was an old wivesâ tale that earthquakes were caused by giant catfish under the ocean and in the rivers.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when the people in Namamugi Village recognize you. … And you actually know where Namamugi is.
Namamugi was an insignificant village on the TĹkaidĹ that was the scene of the Namamugi Incident, which was not insignificant at all. Today itâs pretty much an unknown suburb of Yokohama. However, there is a Kirin Beer Factory there.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you’re like “what is this 6 year old future music?” pic.twitter.com/O9l32wWWnx
Fuck you, I was taking a walk along TĹkyĹ Bay listening to Perfume. lol. Anyways, this album came out about 6 years ago and was their first full-length, non-compilation[iii] album.
@RekishinoTabi You know you’ve been in Edo too long when you know more prostitutes in Nagekomi-dera than in Yoshiwara.
This is a really dark joke. ć螟寺 Nagegomi-dera means âtemple for throw awaysâ or âdumping temple.â It was originally a local pejorative nickname for one of the most depressing places Iâve ever been – ćľé寺 JĹkan-ji[iv]. This is the temple where some 25,000 girls from the Yoshiwara were dumped after they died because they had no family and the teahouses that they were indentured to couldnât afford properly burying STD havinâ, always gettinâ pregnant, no money makinâ liabilities. If you ever need a good cry, stop by JĹkan-ji, home of the only people who cared enough about all those girls to memorialize them. (Please see the footnotes about this).
This is a reference to the Tsukiji Foreign Settlement, but I translate it as the Tsukiji Foreigner Reservation because as an American I can instantly understand the legal connotation[v].
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when the name changes to Tokyo.
TouchĂŠ, pussycat!
@RichardMedh@RekishinoTabi You know you’ve been in #Edo too long if you’re still there in 1871 when ćąäşŹĺş was created and čŠ were abolished.
In 1868, Edo Castle was handed over to the Imperial Family, there was a massive gray area that lingered. Did the Emperor control all of Edo or just the castle? Well, the imperial court assumed they owned everything and they named the somewhat ambiguous Edo to TĹkyĹ. None of this was really clear until 1871 when a clear definition of re-administration was implemented â at the same time, all feudal lords were stripped of their holdings and the first incarnation of the modern state of Japan was born.
@RichardMedh: @RekishinoTabi You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you find yourself enjoying a good fire and fight.
The Edo Period was a martial society⌠I donât understand this particular reference, though. My first guess is itâs a reference to a book or drama.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you walk from Kanda to Akanebashi and your feet don’t even hurt.
I figure this walk is from 1 hour to 1.5 hours, could be shorter if you walk as fast as I do. Most people drive, or in Japan, take the train. An Edo Period person could probably outwalk most modern peopleâŚ[vi]
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long if you spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror messing about with your mage.
A 鍡 mage is a top knot (hair style). In modern day Japan, girls might put their hair up in a ball called ăĺŁĺ o-dango. But in Old Japan, 鍡 mage means menâs or womenâs hairstyles that look like this. Truth be told, in the Edo Period, maintenance of this hairstyle would have been taken care of by a woman (wife or otherwise in the case of man; a subservient female to an elite woman).
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long if instructions on how to wear a cod piece can be found in a rangaku book.
This is a weird Sengoku joke mixed with a weird joke about a weird habit of European 15th century aristocracy wearing a bra-like piece of clothing to enhance the size of your cock[vii]. This is a codpiece. Rangaku is âDutch Learning.â When Japan was a âclosed country,â there was still a slow trickle of information from Holland.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long if you drink 6 flasks of sake while partying but hardly feel buzzed (sake was usually cut to 3.5% alc)
In the era of turning everything up to 11, Iâm sure we could out drink any Edo Era pussy. I would have liked to challenged Tokugawa Ienari to filth-a-thon, though.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long if you stay up partying all night every 60 days so the 3 worms inside you can’t tell your sins to éé˘éĺ
Iâll admit it. I have no idea what this one means! Sounds like a Buddhist thing to me, but I donât knowâŚ
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you wonder if these hakama make your butt look big…
Hakama are a type of formal âpantsâ worn in Old Japan. The type worn by samurai looked like this.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you’re drinking with the shĹgun and he hands you a #Tenga Egg and calls you ä¸ć§.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you hear ĺ¤ŠčŞ ! and think to yourself ă ăă!!!!
ĺ¤ŠčŞ tenchĹŤ divine retribution is what ĺ°çć夡 sonânĹ jĹi revere the emperor/expel the foreigners supporters would shout when they assassinated samurai who supported opening the country or even interacted with foreigners.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when they fast track you through é˘ on every čĄé.
A é˘ seki was a checkpoint on the highway. A čĄé kaidĹ was a highway.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you can’t tolerate translations of the word çĽ
A çĽ kami is a ShintĹ deity. Itâs often translated as âgod,â but itâs very different from the Judeo-Christian word âgodâ which carries a lot of cultural/historical baggage. Granted, çĽ doesnât come baggage free either.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you find yourself drunk in 大ĺĺ°čˇŻ on a horse and everyone wants to talk to you.
大ĺĺ°čˇŻ DaimyĹ KĹji DaimyĹ Alley was the nickname of a long street in modern Marunouchi, an area technically within the confines of Edo Castle. The street was lined by mansions of the daimyĹ who had the closest historical connection to the Tokugawa ShĹgun Family.Pretty sure this is a reference to a certain translator and man-about-town.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when a procession from Dejima or RyĹŤkyĹŤ is a breath of fresh air compared to all these asshole daimyo
Iâm getting really tired of explaining these tweets⌠Dejima is where the few foreigners who could conduct trade with Japan were forced to live. Occasionally, they had to make trips to Edo to meet with the shĹgunate. The RyĹŤkyĹŤ Kingdom is modern Okinawa, but at the time was an independent state that paid tribute to Satsuma Domain. Occasionally, they too had to make trips to Edo. It wasnât every day that an Edoite got to see such exotic people.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when ĺžĺ ä˝ä¸ upper junior sixth rank still confuses you, but you know you best bow deep or else!!!!!
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you know the correct gesture while sayingă夹ćŹă
How can I even explain this?ĺ¤ąćŹ shikkei is the samurai way of saying ăăżăžăă sumimasen âIâm sorry.â The hand gesture was raising the left hand as if in prayer in front of your face. The correct way would have been both hands, but the manly way was just one.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you ĺä¸ĺş§ while talking on the phone… … or texting.
Itâs a famous thing that Japanese people bow when talking on the phone just as they would bow during a regular conversation. Aĺä¸ĺş§ dogeza is the most formal bow of all. Itâs done on the floor with the head down to the ground. Itâs rare today, but it would have been normal in the Edo Period when speaking to a person of significantly higher rank.
@RekishinoTabi You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you know where to buy fundoshi that chafe the least… for a good price.
Fundoshi are traditional Japanese underwear that feature a fat, towl-like g-string.
Conbini are convenience stores. They are everywhere. There is one 1 minute from my house. There are 8 within an 10 minute radius. Hence the word âconvenient.â
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you can shamelessly rut with your spouse while the kids are “sleeping” right next to you.
Rut⌠lol. Anyways, traditional Japanese nagaya had a single room for sleeping in which the entire family slept together.
You know you’ve been in #Naniwa too long when you know the spot price of rice at this exact moment.
Naniwa was the ancient name of Ĺsaka. Whereas Edo was the samurai epicenter of the country, Ĺsaka had a merchant culture which was used to paying close attention to prices. Rice was more or less the standard for currency in the Edo Period. To this day, TĹkyĹites will mock Ĺsakans as âthe sort of peopleâ who will ask for a discount at any store â something the samurai culture of eastern Japan found extremely shameful (and still find shameful).
You know youâve been in #Edo too long when #Naniwa means Ĺsaka is shit.
Just rude. Since the Edo Period (and especially after the Meiji Coup), there has been a rivalry between Ĺsaka and Edo-TĹkyĹ. The source of this contention comes from the fact that Old Japan always had dÄ factĹ rulers. One day, Iâll more about this.
Samurai polished their swords. Just look at the picture and youâll get it. Work safe, btwâŚ
You know you’ve been in Edo too long when you no longer mind staring down at your mud splattered tabi while bowing when a daimyo passes by.
DaimyĹ processions keep coming up, donât they? Anywhoo⌠when a lord passed by you, you had to stop what you were doing and get down on the ground (dogeza) and wait until the entire retinue passed by. After all, you were a piece of shit and they were a daimyo. Tabi are traditional Japanese socks. (I have a feeling if you could see your tabi, youâd be killed.)
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long if you’re a samurai dandy & you’ve got more gold on your tsuba than Spain’s central bank reserves.
If removed from the sword, they looked like vaginas.
@RekishinoTabi you know you’ve been in #Edo too long when a certain mon on a certain pillbox is scarier than an earthquake.
This is a reference to the old TV show ć°´ć¸éťé Mito KĹmon where the vice-shĹgun displays his ĺ°çą inârĹ, a lacquered pillbox or purse that bears the crest of the Tokugawa family and everyone does dogeza (bowing on the ground).
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when the sight of a woman’s nape sends you into a ravenous, erotic frenzy.
Clothing in the Edo Period covered the entire body. Even to this day, the sight of a kimono wearing womanâs nape is a fetish. Yours truly is even a victim of this.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when a women asks to see your “hanzo,” you leave the katana sheathed but start loosening your fundoshi.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when all the nagaya in the low city don’t all look the same… and you know which ones house the hotties.
Nagaya are the traditional row houses of Old Japan.
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when spending the afternoon watching executions in Minami SenjĹŤ just ain’t what it used to be.
One of Edoâs 3 famous execution grounds was in Minami SenjĹŤ. The area still bears some stigma today (but is gaining notoriety among backpackers, artists, and foreigners who are slowly changing the image of the place).
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when your #iPhone autocorrects “hijinks” to “Hijikata.”
You know you’ve been in #Edo too long when you know the kanji 袴, č¤, čŁ and your Japanese wife doesn’t.
Since itâs a kanji joke, Iâll let you look those up yourself.
You know you’ve been in Edo too long when you always add the words “late, great” before the name Arashi Rikan.
This is a kabuki reference. That much I know. But Iâve never seen kabuki and so I canât say much about this. That said, if anyone wants to go see kabuki with me, let me know. Iâm dying to go!
You know you’ve lived in #Edo too long when you’re on a first name basis with most of the 飯ç弳 working in Kita Senju.
飯ç弳 meshi mori onâna (literally food+fuck girls) were girls who worked at teahouses in ĺŽżĺ ´ shukuba post towns in the Edo Period. They were waitresses and conversationalists who were also available for sex. Kita SenjĹŤ was one of the first and last places into Edo.
[i] Japanize â (vt, vi) to become Japanese, to adopt Japanese styles, mannerisms, and/or culture. [ii] Fresh off the boat. Youâre a first generation immigrant or temporary expat. [iii] Non-compilation but Japanese music industry style, because every Japanese album is comprised of previously released material plus some new stuff. Donât get me started on the Japanese music industry, I could rant for hours! [iv] I briefly alluded to this about a year ago in a really shit blog entry about Yoshiwara. I plan to re-write this blog entry, I was still figuring out what my blog was at that time. In the meantime, I recommend you check out this excellent explanation and photo essay on JĹkan-ji. [v] In the shĹgunateâs defense, they werenât being racist as much as they were actually trying to protect the foreigners from racist attacks from hostile samurai who didnât agree with the shĹgunateâs view that opening the country was a good idea. If all the foreigners were safe and accounted for in restricted areas, no one could kill a diplomat. Killing a diplomat meant advanced foreign military technology would rain down upon Edo. The shĹgunate were playing their cards VERY CAREFULLY. [vi] That said, Iâd put myself up against any of them. I can easily walk around TĹkyĹ for 6 hours (maybe thatâs my max). [vii] I doubt this was ever used in Japan. Itâs use in Europe even seems to be limited to aristocracy.
4 thoughts on “You Know You’ve Been in Edo Too Long…”
This was super fun. Thanks for initiating it đ
*There’s a saying, “Fires and fights are the flowers of Edo” (çŤäşă¨ĺ§ĺŠăŻćąć¸ăŽčŻ); these were some of the exciting things to gather around to see, I suppose.
*As for the miyakodori, there’s a bit in the Tales of Ise where the main character, exiled from Heian to the bumfuck boonies that were Musashino at that time, and missing his wife very much, is riding a boat on the Sumidagawa. He sees some birds and asks the boatman what they’re called – the boatman replies “they’re called capital birds (miyakodori).” The man then says, well, if you’re ‘capital birds,’ then you’ll know what’s going on in the capital (Heian) – can you tell me how my wife is doing?
This episode from the Ise Monogatari is mentioned again in the Noh play Sumidagawa, and in numerous ukiyo-e prints and paintings.
This was super fun. Thanks for initiating it đ
*There’s a saying, “Fires and fights are the flowers of Edo” (çŤäşă¨ĺ§ĺŠăŻćąć¸ăŽčŻ); these were some of the exciting things to gather around to see, I suppose.
*As for the miyakodori, there’s a bit in the Tales of Ise where the main character, exiled from Heian to the bumfuck boonies that were Musashino at that time, and missing his wife very much, is riding a boat on the Sumidagawa. He sees some birds and asks the boatman what they’re called – the boatman replies “they’re called capital birds (miyakodori).” The man then says, well, if you’re ‘capital birds,’ then you’ll know what’s going on in the capital (Heian) – can you tell me how my wife is doing?
This episode from the Ise Monogatari is mentioned again in the Noh play Sumidagawa, and in numerous ukiyo-e prints and paintings.
So, that’s what those two things are referencing.
Wow. Some pretty nerdy jokes going on here. Hahahaha.
I like your username. lol